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Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Noel Edmonds won't return my calls!



What a celeb-tastic day I've had, chilling with Keira Knightley, Noel Edmonds and Armando Ianucci. Well, I say chilling, I mean leaving messages on their agents' answerphones. Still, I got a buzz. Someone will listen to my voice who has also listened to Noel Edmond's voice! I'll be pictured in Hello by the end of the week at this rate.
To top all this showbiz madness, I got called up for an interview to be on some tv show about being a producer. Don't think I'd enjoy being on tv that much, but then it could be the making of me. And who knows, one day maybe I won't be returning Noel's calls, and we'll see how he likes it.
I think the programme involves me coming up with ideas for dyn-o-mite tv shows, here are the one I put on my application:

Bio-Cop - a futuristic cop drama set in a world where love is illegal, and people fly around jet powered skateboards

Celebrity Addict Island - celebrities like Pete Doherty and TPT are left on an island, with a cocktail of cocaine, crack and WKD (who would sponsor the show) given to whoever the public votes for the most every Friday. You would be evicted if you vomited or your septum caved in.

Religion Factor - show in which different leaders from different leaders have to impress Simon Cowell, Sharon Osbourne and Bishop Desmond Tutu.

Bio-Lovejoy - I suggested that they brought back Lovejoy, but he had titanium arms, and would have to juggle trying not to drop antiques and learning to love (he also has a bionic heart).

These three suggestions were deemed good enough to summon me to the old smoke to meet my destiny. Hopefully if I am on tv some people will actually visit my blog. Big Love to you all out there. Keep it real.

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