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Sunday, September 24, 2006

Post Boy Extraordinaire

Did I spell extraordinaire right? Who cares. My blog, I will spell things how i want. Fans of the blog will have noted my unemployment and search for meaning to my life and a fulfilling career as a strong undercurrent to my postings. You will be relieved to hear I now have a job.
Being an English graduate with excellent communication skills, and a track record of excellence in writing and journalism, the man upstairs (by which I mean the swedish woman at my temp agency) has decided that for the next two weeks, I will be a post boy.
Now this may sound demeaning, but bare in mind this involves both distributing post AND posting post. I also have to take in the milk. Its a graduate trainee position, and I hope one day to be a post boy at a really really big company like Time Warner or Microsoft.
If anyone out there needs an English graduate with excellent post-sorting skills, give me a call.
In less interesting news, two of my articles are up on some women's website. Both were rushed and a bit crap but there you go. Check them out

http://www.nuts4chic.com/2006/nuts4film/Lost/Lost.htm

http://www.nuts4chic.com/2006/nuts4music/Christina_Aguilera_Back_to_Basics/Christina_Aguilera.htm

Perhaps writing for a women's website is embarassing, but then people that say that would probably also say that being a post boy is embarassing when you are 21 and have a degree from a supposedly top Uni.
Sigh.
Take care, blogfans.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Fear not blog fans

I'm still here. I've been in hospital after accidently locking myself in one of my beehouses. I was stung so much that I have given up beekeeping as a pursuit. I also noticed that it only garnered an extra 2 visits per week on average, which for the mathematicians out there is 2/7 of a person a day. So there cant be that many beekeepers out there.
Besides my life is much more interesting. I met the Arctic Monkeys, worked in a kitchen, signed up for my 8th temp agency (surely a record) and tonight am being forced to drive my mum to see a folk singer.
So life's pretty damn sweet basically. I've been facebooking it as well, which is much fun. I recommend it to those of you at Uni with friends.