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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Beekeeping or Bee-keeping? Resolved once and for all

Bee-keeping. Must be. Bee and keeping are two words. They have to be hyphenated. Don't even get me started on 'Bee keeping'. The World's Best Bee-Keeping Blog is solving this matter, too many arguments have broken out in the past, two many great bee-keepers reduced to angry, net hat wearing grotesques.
Aside from the controversy, as promised here on The World's Best Bee-Keeping Blog we have decided to share with you a few tips to become a Honey millionaire, and whet your appetites for the forthcoming e-book, '101 Ways to Turn Bees into THESE'.

Note the title only makes sense with the illustration of some wads of cash next to the word THESE.

Remember, bees are not a toy, and not to be taken lightly. Always take suitable safety precautions, especially when milking honey from the Queen. Don't be fooled by her tiny, tiny udders.

Top Tips to Bee a Millionaire from our resident Bee expert Abrox Barglesworth

1. Never become too attached to a bee. As cute as they are, you must see them with the same respect as workers. Vicious workers that will sting you with half a chance. Only by treating them as employees will you become a bee-llionaire

2. Never get high on your own supply. We have all experienced the giddy high of eating honey, but remember chomping on that comb is also chomping away at your profits.

3. Never let your bees out. No matter what they promise, few will come back

Well, I think that's about enough for now. Our e-book will be available for $39.99 which you can send to us via PayPal if you wish to pre order a copy.

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