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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

The World's Best Bee Keeping Blog


According to a few articles on the interweb, the best way to have a successful blog is to have a niche market and build on that. So if someone searches for say, spelunking in google, your blog will come up first. Blogs about computers, hot women or...whatever else the internet is used for will get lost in the abyss.
So, for the next week, this blog will also be the web's one and only Bee-keeping blog. Spelunking, lets face it, is for idiots. Beekeeping is a real man's game.

Some tips for first time bee-keepers out there

1. Always wear protection, bee stings hurt
2. Never buy more bees than you can fit in the bee house
3. Scrape bee eggs out of honey before you eat it or sell it
4. Never tend to your bees when its dark
5. Never tend to your bees dressed as a butterfly, they are bees mortal enemy
6. If your bees want to fly away, let them. Keeping them against their will will only make them unhappy, and unhappy bees make less honey.

I will be monitoring traffic to see if this does in fact help my blog get off the ground.

If you are a fan of the old blog, and have no interest in beekeeping, then why not give it a go? The picture isn't of me, but he sure looks chuffed doesn't he? All you need is a box, some bees, and a load of antiseptic cream. Tomorrow I will discuss how to make money...from honey. How to 'bee' a bee millionaire! Stay tuned!

1 Comments:

  • Beekeeping is a great hobby, hope you are having fun. You look thrilled in that picture

    By Anonymous Honey Beekeeping, at 3:21 PM  

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